Oct 09 2008
“Paris Hilton: My New BFF” reality show star Paris Hilton is still running for president, y’all. She was seeking the advice of the best fake president of all time, Martin Sheen! She tries to sound all smart and professional in the video. Awe! Charlie Sheen makes an appearance also. It’s strangely funny, check it out for yourself.
Oct 05 2008
It’s official! Paris’ lil sister, Nicky Hilton, turns 25 today! Happy birthday, Nicky. The less-famous-Hilton sister had a birthday bash at PURE nightclub last night (October 4th). She partied with friends and family, and the guest list included Paris, her parents Rick and Kathy, Benji Madden, and Nicky’s BF David Katzenberg. Damn! Look at that cake. It’s obvious that Nicky had nothing to do with it’s design.. HA!
Sep 30 2008
With Paris Hilton’s new reality show, Paris Hilton’s My New BFF, premiering today, she has decided to play off of the generated buzz by releasing a new single on the same day. The new single is called “My BFF“, and sounds almost exactly like all of her other ‘hit’ songs.. The song will become her new reality show’s theme song. And in the song, she sings:
“All my life I’ve been waiting for someone I can trust, someone who will tell me the truth - even when it’s the hard thing to say.”
Aweeeee. Paris sounds lonely these days! But if you wish to check it out the song, look below.
Also, check out the plot of the “My BFF” singer’s new show (according to Reuters.com):
Sixteen women and two men — both gay — were selected from some 300,000 applicants to compete for the honor of being Hilton’s best buddy, accompanying her to red carpet events and simultaneously dodging and courting the paparazzi.
They enter a predominantly pink and sparkly world of challenges ranging from make-overs — resisted at their own peril — to dealing with lost luggage, private jets and looking hot on a rollercoaster.
At the end of each of the 10 episodes, one contestant is dismissed by a wand-waving Hilton with a catch phrase borrowed from instant messaging culture — TTYN (Talk To You Never).
Sep 26 2008
This is too too funny, we just HAD to post it! Artist Jonathan Yeo created the above portrait of Paris Hilton using nothing but old porn magazines. He’s currently exhibiting the work at a London art gallery along with a portrait of George W. Bush using the same medium. This Yeo fellow clearly has a knack for knowing when not to waste paint. FOX News reports:
He got the idea for the collages following the cancellation of a commission by the White House to paint Bush in 2004. He made the portrait, anyway, but in the form of a collage using pieces of pornographic magazines.
Barrett said posters of the Hilton portrait, titled “Paris, 2008,” will be sold for $20 each at the gallery.
She said Yeo was offering Hilton proceeds from the sale of the posters as a “lighthearted” gesture because the hotel heiress has said she didn’t receive any money from the notorious 2004 sex video that starred her and then-boyfriend Rick Salomon.
Don’t look too hard at the picture, you might find a few odd things!
