We’re sure LiLo’s girlfriend boyfriend SaMANtha Ronson is all over this! But do YOU want the chance to kick Michael Lohan’s ass? You could! But it’ll cost you, about $5,000 to be exact. The creepy father of Lindsay and Ali Lohan is whoring himself out again, but this time you get to fight with him, in a ring! He’s auctioning off the chance to knock him out in a charity boxing match November 24 at the Hilton Long Island in Melville, New York. As Fox News reports:

Bidding to challenge Lohan begins at $5,000. Proceeds will go to charities including the Long Island Community Chest, which provides financial support to needy families. Jeff Cohen, an organizer for the event, said he expects a big turnout. “Anybody who jumps into the ring with Michael Lohan will become famous,” Cohen said. “Maybe you’ll get one of Lindsay Lohan’s ex-boyfriends who’ll try and impress Lindsay by beating up her father. Who knows? … You might get Samantha Ronson trying to put a bid in there.”

Celebrities Involved: Michael Lohan

We’re pretty speechless, as you probably are.. Lindsay Lohan is allegedly seeking legal protection from her father, Michael Lohan. His angry rants and outbursts against her and girlfriend Samantha Ronson have left the starlet scared of him.

Michael Lohan, a former convict, has repeatedly been outspoken against his daughter’s relationship with Ronson, a British DJ. He has even gone so far as to describe Ronson as “dark, hideous and a disgusting representation of humanity.”

LiLo hit back at her dad saying that he “needs to be on medication.” Sources are now coming forward to the New York Post claiming that she is seeking legal advice to protect herself.

The insider told the paper, “She is taking out an order of protection. He’s behaving so erratically that she’s terrified he’ll do something to her. She’s contacted her lawyer to arrange this.”

The source also claims that Ali Lohan, Lindsay’s 14-year-old sister, “already has an order of protection against him, as does (mom) Dina. No one is speaking with him until he gets help.”

We wish the Lohan family the best of luck with solving this!

ARTICLE SOURCE: AllHeadlineNews.com

Celebrities Involved: Ali Lohan, Dina Lohan, Lindsay Lohan, Michael Lohan

It’s been reported that Michael Lohan, the creepy stalker father of Lindsay Lohan, is angry at the Barack Obama camp for refusing to accept her help.

Lindsay wanted to help promote the Obama campaign, but they quickly turned her away due to her bad ways.

“For Barack Obama to condemn my daughter for past indiscretions when he admitted to the exact same himself is indicative of what kind of president he would be,” Michael Lohan told Fox News.

Barack Obama did recently admit to having a crazy childhood, involving drugs and alcohol, a fact that has resulted in Michael Lohan asking why he would be shunning Lindsay in the way he is.

“His visions of a positive future for this country should be representative of a positive future for people as well. It is looking beyond the difficult times and letting go of the past,” Michael said. “Obviously, Obama can do this for himself and not others, when in fact a good president should have hope for all.”

Celebrities Involved: Lindsay Lohan, Michael Lohan