Kim Kardashian posted a new post on her website, talking about how she’s never had plastic surgery. She even posted a picture (above) from when she was FOURTEEN in a bikini. So backoff kiddos, and leave Kim and her fake REAL ass alone.

QUICK NOTE: I have decided to post this picture to finally put all of the plastic surgery rumors to rest! (BTW, in the ’90s it must have been cool to wear my bikini hiked so high up. LOL!)

Dear Curious Cat,

I believe I have answered this question before but here I go again…

I HAVE NOT EVER HAD PLASTIC SURGERY!!!

I am definitely not against it at all, but haven’t yet had it! Personally, lip injections are the thing I would never do—even if I didn’t have full lips.

I think lip injections look very fake and bad and I wouldn’t want to kiss anyone with stuff in their lips—so I wouldn’t do it to myself.

This is a picture of me when I was about 14 years old in a bikini. I hope after seeing this you guys will never ask me a plastic surgery question again! I have had a size C since I was 11 years old! So one day I will definitely get a lift, but I am waiting until after I have kids. Until then I rely on a great supportive bra! LOL!

All the butt implant rumors are just so not true and now just silly to me. I have answered dozens of times “no I do not have butt implants,” but people just don’t seem to want to believe it!

I have always had an insecurity with my nose… People also have assumed I have had a nose job, but I have not! I look exactly the same as I did when I was a kid, except my nose has grown a little. I hate the bump on the side of my nose, but am way too afraid to mess with my face!

If you are considering plastic surgery, please please please know you can never ever change it back and you will never be the same. That could be a very good thing or a very bad thing! Make sure you have thought long and hard and that the plastic surgeon is board certified and has an amazing track record!

Don’t ever take the cheaper way out! This is your body and ultimately your life!

Yours in truth,
Kim

Celebrities Involved: Kim Kardashian

We’re definitely shocked, as you probably are as well! But Kim Kardashian and Mark Ballas got the boot last night on “Dancing With The Stars” in what can only be called a surprising twist, given that all signs were pointing toward the dismissal of Cloris—who received last night’s lowest score of 15/30. Kim and Mark received a score of 17/30

The stakes were definitely high tonight, since Kim and Mark were up against Cloris and her partner, Corky, who is Mark Ballas’ father. After they were told the pair was told they were leaving, Kim took the news alright, and mentioned it was the fifth anniversary of her own father’s death, and she was sure he’d be proud of her. Kim talked to E! News about being eliminated:

“This was a huge challenge for me,” Kim tells us tonight. “Every dance was a huge accomplishment for me, and I did the best I could. And this was the best experience of my life.”

Kim also tells us that saying goodbye is “very emotional” but is “totally fine” and wants to take dancing lessons with Karina in the future so she can learn more. As for her partner and new friend Mark, “He just signed a record deal, so I’m going to become a groupie for him!”

Kim also had some things to say about the experience on her blog:

“To be honest last week, I cried so hard when I got home, just knowing this is SO hard for me and I really am trying—but my inner shyness is making it look like I am just not trying. I think I took it way too seriously and I was a nervous wreck on Wednesday.”

Her family also had some kind words to say about Kim’s dancing and how they supported her:

Meanwhile, the support from Kim’s family (and Keeping Up costars) is pouring in. “I am so proud of how hard Kim has worked!” sister Khloe Kardashian tells us exclusively. “She has completely gone out of her comfort zone by doing DWTS, and I am so happy she did. She made the show, in my opinion!”

Stepfather Bruce Jenner also is sending the love: “I am very proud of her. She had a lot of guts to say yes to do this show with no dance background at all. Success is not measured by heights attained, but by obstacles overcome.”

And Kim’s mother, Kris, has this to say: “I am sad Kim was voted off tonight but so thrilled she was able to experience another fantastic and amazing journey that took her way outside her comfort zone. I am very, very proud!”

Echoes sister Kourtney: “I admire Kim’s strength and the hard work that she put into DWTS. It takes a lot of courage…especially with no experience.”

Celebrities Involved: Kim Kardashian, Mark Ballas