Following Heather Locklear’s DUI arrest a few weeks ago, Hollywood player loser David Spade fesses up, saying he texted Heather shortly after her arrest. Hahahahahha! Could you imagine what the texts said? He should know that texting people who are high/drunk is a no-no. But anyway, according to People.com:

“I texted her to check on her,” Spade, 44, said Saturday night in Santa Monica. “I think things get blown out a lot of proportion,” said Spade. “She’s always solid and always a great person. And I think people understand she’s in a tough situation and she does her best.” When it comes to Locklear, 47, Spade says, “I think there’s no one that doesn’t feel for her or have nice things to say about her in my experience.”

Celebrities Involved: David Spade, Heather Locklear