Following Heather Locklear’s DUI arrest a few weeks ago, Hollywood player loser David Spade fesses up, saying he texted Heather shortly after her arrest. Hahahahahha! Could you imagine what the texts said? He should know that texting people who are high/drunk is a no-no. But anyway, according to People.com:
“I texted her to check on her,” Spade, 44, said Saturday night in Santa Monica. “I think things get blown out a lot of proportion,” said Spade. “She’s always solid and always a great person. And I think people understand she’s in a tough situation and she does her best.” When it comes to Locklear, 47, Spade says, “I think there’s no one that doesn’t feel for her or have nice things to say about her in my experience.”
Celebrities Involved: David Spade, Heather Locklear
We’re sure LiLo’s girlfriend boyfriend SaMANtha Ronson is all over this! But do YOU want the chance to kick Michael Lohan’s ass? You could! But it’ll cost you, about $5,000 to be exact. The creepy father of Lindsay and Ali Lohan is whoring himself out again, but this time you get to fight with him, in a ring! He’s auctioning off the chance to knock him out in a charity boxing match November 24 at the Hilton Long Island in Melville, New York. As Fox News reports:
Bidding to challenge Lohan begins at $5,000. Proceeds will go to charities including the Long Island Community Chest, which provides financial support to needy families. Jeff Cohen, an organizer for the event, said he expects a big turnout. “Anybody who jumps into the ring with Michael Lohan will become famous,” Cohen said. “Maybe you’ll get one of Lindsay Lohan’s ex-boyfriends who’ll try and impress Lindsay by beating up her father. Who knows? … You might get Samantha Ronson trying to put a bid in there.”
Celebrities Involved: Michael Lohan
It’s official! Paris’ lil sister, Nicky Hilton, turns 25 today! Happy birthday, Nicky. The less-famous-Hilton sister had a birthday bash at PURE nightclub last night (October 4th). She partied with friends and family, and the guest list included Paris, her parents Rick and Kathy, Benji Madden, and Nicky’s BF David Katzenberg. Damn! Look at that cake. It’s obvious that Nicky had nothing to do with it’s design.. HA!
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Celebrities Involved: Nicky Hilton, Paris Hilton
Wannabe singer Heidi Montag and her loser of a boyfriend Spencer Pratt stuff their faces at Taco Bell, at a charity event to support World Hunger Relief Movement and The World Food Programme on October 2nd (today). Are we the only ones who find the picture above disgusting, creepy, and weird?
Celebrities Involved: Heidi Montag, Spencer Pratt
“The Hills” ’star’ and wannabe singer Heidi Montag is happy that her ex-best friend Lauren Conrad misses her friendship, insisting that she hopes to make up with her one-time friend. The two haven’t spoken since Heidi moved in with boyfriend Spencer Pratt, since Lauren didn’t like Spencer. And not long after, Lauren got pissed after Speidi started spreading rumors about her having a sex tape with an ex-boyfriend
“I was glad to hear it,” the “Overdosin’” singer said. “I thought it was really sweet. That really brought a big smile to my face. Obviously I miss her, and she was my best friend for a really long time. Hopefully one day we will be able to work through this and move on and patch some things up.”
Celebrities Involved: Heidi Montag, Lauren Conrad, Spencer Pratt
Druggie and complete loser The amazingly talented Courtney Love posted a new blog on her Myspace. As always, it’s extremely weird, makes no sense, and makes her sound dumber smarter!
feed the snake
Current mood: bullied
ummm yeah i have to feed the snake occasionally these fucking warped motherfuckers are so insane and its such a complicated Geordian knot as its been going on since 1998 and i havent had any defense, none, and it makes me sick, if im to be above the law then dont bother putting me thru fucking witch trials. you cant have a taxpaying high net person allowed to have this happen to a minor child and a possible dead hero of your s and what about me? well shove it. swollen and b ilous shove it, im off to make a fucking RECORD you authority figures bloody well deal with it im going to take a shower and write all night, and im tired to top it off.
good fucking night.
Okay then, Courtney! You just registered a new level of weird.. Congrats!
Celebrities Involved: Courtney Love
Singer and D-lister, Kelly Osbourne, is set to release an autobiography later this year! What? For real?
Osbourne has had a very crazy life so far, and her autobiography will reveal all the details of her life, including going to rehab and her war with singer Christina Aguilera.
According to The Sun, the daughter of Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne has signed a deal with Virgin books, and the memoirs are bound to be full of juicy secrets. Hm.. This ought to be interesting!
Celebrities Involved: Kelly Osbourne
Wolfgang Puck has ‘immortalized’ Speidi in portaits being hung in Cut restaurants in Beverly Hills. Uhm, what is this guy thinking? Is he high or something? Does he have no sense of the Hollywood world? I have no clue. But what I do know is the portaits, sadly, look like a bad photoshopping job, because as you can clearly see in the above picture, they don’t look as ‘fabulous’ in person. But you can check out the A-listers portaits yourselves at any Cut restaurants. Maybe it’s a new form of bulimia? Who knows..
Celebrities Involved: Heidi Montag, Spencer Pratt
I think I might get sick from looking at that picture.. But Firecrotch and SaMANtha Ronson were side-by-side at TV Guide’s Sixth Annual Emmy After Party last night. They both posed for photos, and Sam even sprawled out onto LesLo’s lap. Interesting.. And disturbing!
[Photo Source: WireImage.com]
Celebrities Involved: Lindsay Lohan, Samantha Ronson
Hollywood D-lister and known druggie Courtney Love posted a new blog on her Myspace, asking for a housekeeper and documentarist. Uhm, wow.. As you can see, there’s a bunch of grammar/spelling errors, all Courtneys. And does she even know what ‘cantankerous’ means? Wtf?
this is wierd but what the fuck
Current mood: cantankerous
is anyone insanely clean neatfreak near malibu? i need a non thieving non freaky housekeeper
also i need we need a documentarist, someone to document our studio as we go in wedsday, and i have ALOT of work to do til then and i wont just hand this to hbo or bbc 2 or bravo and god forbid not vh1! A DOCUMENATRY NOT A REALITY SHOW. get in touch with jason whp will further put you in touch with jason wienberg at untitled.
and am looking for a young PA type someone whor eally wants to get nto the film business cos as we startramping up pay some dues with me for a few months and you can be on this HTH movie - i think i know who i want to play kurt- he may not be as BEAUTIFUL as the other two but hes got something special and looks alot like him and has a great voice.
i know this is wierd- the agencies suck and im sick of PIGS who steal itts simple as that., so fuck it why not try my space , beats monster . no superfans please. and its very good money. btw the housekeeping part just early hours .
thanks
wierdo mgcee
Celebrities Involved: Courtney Love
